The badass lines you has all herd

[KentuckyFriedCruelty]

Just post random badass lines you heard online and who said it

Emma;
"Ami this is not the time for cheesecake."

[Samsung]

Sam;
Never lick a spoon after licking a battery

[KentuckyFriedCruelty]

you didnt say that. I call apon liams badass line

liam: LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Samsung]

i did, you just wernt here.

[WetDream(Led)]

Me: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEEE ( I say that when i get hurt )

[ZombieMesh]

Me [Clarissa]: Any jokes she's made.

This includes and is not limited to:
Male sex organ jokes.

Thank you for your time.

[WetDream(Led)]

Emma: -nod

[Emily]

noo it's
-nodnod

you missed one.

[Lily!?]

Rachel: '' Mom, My friend Emma on habbo said she loves you for tazing my stalker ''

XD

[KentuckyFriedCruelty]

o_o

[Scott]

Rachel: '' Mom, My friend Emma on habbo said she loves you for tazing my stalker ''

XD

What the fuck?

[Emily]

last night was soo fun.
LOL.

[Lily!?]

damn they dont get that joke XD it was really fun though i should add my mom in my story though cause i kinda cut that part off

[ZombieMesh]

-There being fire everywhere, Clarissa attempts to put it out.-

Clarissa: IS PAINT FLAMAMBLE!?
Voilet: Yes!
CLARISSA: SHOULD WE POUR IT ON THE FIRE!?

[WetDream(Led)]

I remember that.

[KentuckyFriedCruelty]

xD

[Joker]

ALL LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Joker]

- auto win by lies.

You've just been owned

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